Category Archives: Memes

How to settle abroad- boys vs girls

Following are the steps to settle abroad for boys vs girls
1) Go to coaching institutions for 2 years for GRE, TOEFL, GMAT so on…
2) Improve english.
3) Get good scores for all competitive exams, academics and extra curricular activities.
4) Perform very well in Visa interview.
5) Get bank loan by begging and by showing fake assets.
6) Finally go abroad.
7) Study hard to survive.
8) Work in a restaurant to payback loan (Never ever worked in his own house).
9) Get a job, Marry indian girl of parents choice and settle abroad.
Where as, the process of a girl is very simple. Just marry a guy settled in abroad.
* Conditions apply :P
Do you agree ???
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The Best of Desi Grad Memes

These are some of the best desi grad memes which you will come across. Have fun.
1) Says can cook to potential room mates, Cooks only maggi after moving in.
2) Does not eat from friday, Goes to eat unlimited indian buffet saturday afternoon.
3) Scenic place for long weekend, Annoys friend to take his portrait for profile picture.
4) Goes to a bar, Flashes passport when asked for an ID.
5) Wants big salary in software company, Never bought a software himself.
6) Pickup line at bar, Can i ‘purchase’ you a drink.
7) Likes anna hazare on facebook, Feels good about his contribution to india.
8) Lands in USA, Feels happy that he can get an iPhone for 10,000 Rupees.
9) Transits through international airports, Feels like explored all countries.
10)Spends whole night on the project, Changing Variable names in the copied code.
11)First snowfall, Added 60 photos to the album “First snowfall”.
12)Keeps nodding head in class, To let the professor know he is listening.
13)Gets into the movie theater in the morning, Comes out in the evening.
14)Goes to the movie theater, Can you give me a seat in the back row ?
15)Attends lecture on domestic violence against women, For free pizza.
16)Never Entered Kitchen in his life before, he landed in the USA, Uploads pictures of cooked food in a couple of months, boasting to be an awesome cook.
17)First question to a senior after he lands in the US, EK Lap Dance kitne ka hai?
18)While in US, converts everything to rupees.. Goes to India, converts everything to dollars!
19)‎1st day in College, Calls Professor as “Sir” / “Madam”.
20)Reads all Desi Grad Memes, Feels humiliated as he did all of them!!!